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waffleawful:

2spookyprincess:

discoveringdaniel:

discoveringdaniel:

waffleawful:

so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces

like, those yellow ones

and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”

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this is why i didn’t pursue art

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

bisshamon:

things that I do when I’m bored uwu

bisshamon:

things that I do when I’m bored uwu

toughasbro:

pjohns65:

viciouswatson:

keatonpickles:

contrahan:

pizzabukkake:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

the patriarchy extends into fatherhood once again in a display of ownership. sorry, dads, you don’t own your daughters.

This is different than the standard “you’re not allowed to date my daughter because I said so”

This is him protecting someone who means the world to him. He didn’t say that his daughter couldn’t date, just that he wants the people that date her, to take care of her and love her, not hurt her. That’s not “ownership”, that’s loving someone and wanting them to be happy with the person they want to date.

Good dads give a shit about who treats their kid like crap, good dads don’t throw their daughters to the wolves and watch as they get devoured and broken.

fucking tumblr

can we just acknowledge that he even said, “to the girls that may one day date my daughter?” This father is going to be the most loving, accepting father in the history of fathers

Perfect

Tumblr has ruined peoples’ reading comprehension, and destroyed any chance of intelligence. Honestly, how incredibly daft do you have to be to miss the point of what he’s saying? How can you just scroll past the substance and come to the conclusion that it was about ownership? HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?

frikadeller:


iamtonysexual:

painted-bees:

tmirai:

hallokatzchen:

sourcedumal:

countessnoir:

countessnoir:

Is this circulating because if it’s not it needs to be, this armor is totally practical. 

Bringing it back the totally suitable lace dick sheet armor 

So can he be on my team?
I’m a cleric so I’m good backup I swear…

Who do I have to pay to get this armor design into a game?

Now this is the sort of sexism and objectification I could shove money at.

Hunter, Steph, all your demon characters now wear this.

I AM SEVERELY UNCOMFORTABLE
WHICH, I SUPPOSE, IS PROBABLY THE POINT, FOR A MALE VIEWER
GOOD JOB, ARTIST.

EQUALITY FOR SKIMPY ARMOURS YESSSSSSSSSS

frikadeller:

iamtonysexual:

painted-bees:

tmirai:

hallokatzchen:

sourcedumal:

countessnoir:

countessnoir:

Is this circulating because if it’s not it needs to be, this armor is totally practical. 

Bringing it back the totally suitable lace dick sheet armor 

So can he be on my team?

I’m a cleric so I’m good backup I swear…

Who do I have to pay to get this armor design into a game?

Now this is the sort of sexism and objectification I could shove money at.

Hunter, Steph, all your demon characters now wear this.

I AM SEVERELY UNCOMFORTABLE

WHICH, I SUPPOSE, IS PROBABLY THE POINT, FOR A MALE VIEWER

GOOD JOB, ARTIST.

EQUALITY FOR SKIMPY ARMOURS YESSSSSSSSSS

shittingalone:

bolto:

ronaldtherapist:


More Daily Life Hacks Here

Go shit in a bowl of water

scald your asshole with the splashback itll make it way easier

burn your ass squatting like an idiot over a bowl of boiling water go on youre already a disappointment to your mother do it you piece of

shittingalone:

bolto:

ronaldtherapist:

More Daily Life Hacks Here

Go shit in a bowl of water

scald your asshole with the splashback itll make it way easier

burn your ass squatting like an idiot over a bowl of boiling water go on youre already a disappointment to your mother do it you piece of

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

babyferaligator:

this is the most important photoset

asieybarbie:

that one succubus chick.

asieybarbie:

that one succubus chick.

claphne:

it’s called fashion look it up

claphne:

it’s called fashion look it up

tastefullyoffensive:

[fishgod]