fuckyeahdementia:

Yahoo buying Tumblr in one gif

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

darthgravy:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

okcgoldmine:

via iced-chai. umm. uhh. huhhh. uh.

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

okcgoldmine:

I’m the guy at the bar you just don’t wanna run into, I’ll tease you, but think twice before pleasing you. I’ll spill a drink on you just for shits and gigs and in the next day I’ll send you some flowers and candy. That’s just how I roll.

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

meladoodle:

*doctor voice* you know what they say, laughter is the best medicine! *writes url on prescription paper* yeah check me out follow 4 follow :) sorry about the kidney failure btw though

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory