for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
What a horrible way to die.
Evidently more people need to watch Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?
Yes. People really are this stupid.
I fear for humanity’s future
So fucked an awesome
why do I get invited to kids parties
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.