Bioshaq
Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
Me: YAS! I ain't shit!

atane:

thisiswhiteprivilege:

softboycollective:

TUESDAY 8/19: Ferguson PD presented a table full of fabricated evidence at this morning’s press conference - allegedly seized from protestors and stopped cars. The Colt 45 Molotov with a white bandana was the crowning glory, turns out you can’t even buy glass 40’s in Missouri. Stay classy, FPD

I seriously think white supremacist are coming in the area to frame the protesters, but it could just be the cops

Colt 45 Molotov cocktail? What’s next, a watermelon incendiary bomb? A fried chicken pipe bomb? These jokers can’t even frame folks without their racism showing.

DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

widowmaker2501:

bury me in this or i will come back

widowmaker2501:

bury me in this or i will come back

MetroStation - Shake It
306,199 plays

Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

goldacrylicnails:

aminaabramovic:

i can’t stop laughing

He wants to be Light Skint™ so bad

spicy-vagina-tacos:

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

oddman11:

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1996)
Anaconda (2014)

stardustkr7:

If you thinking taking seflies is immature and stupid, just get out okay.

All through my adolescence I fucking hated how I looked and hated people taking my picture and that’s no way to live because then you look back and realize you have no pictures of yourself. 

So if girls today have enough self esteem to take a picture of themselves and post it for their friends, that’s awesome. So much better than them never wanting their picture taken.