Bioshaq
softcore-fuckery:

BRUH SHIT

softcore-fuckery:

BRUH SHIT

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

birdthenerd:

OW MY EYE

birdthenerd:

OW MY EYE

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

imapsychowoah:

This was always my favorite part of WLIIA, when they just kept running with the same joke.

fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

contort:

LOOK AT MY TOP

contort:

LOOK AT MY TOP

lethalhoax:

laughingstation:

These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.

Oh my god.

Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all.

this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious

i am in class softly laughing into my sleeve

Sorry but this made me cry and my dad shouted at me for laughing so hard

foodffs:

Smoked Beer-Can Turkey
Really nice recipes. Every hour.

I feel like this vivacious turkey is seducing me with what it’s orifice can hold.

foodffs:

Smoked Beer-Can Turkey

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

I feel like this vivacious turkey is seducing me with what it’s orifice can hold.

tell us your most embarrassing story
Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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kate-wisehart:

cacen:

necromancer:

What I imagine happens when people see something on their dash that makes them comment “SCREAMING OMFGFG D SJGHIJEBFKKJDVJKN”

now let me tell you something you might not know: this fucking piece of shit video changed my life

"but it’s just some guy screaming" well sit down son you’re in for a rollercoaster of a story

so a year ago or so I was scrolling along my dashboard when I saw klefable had reblogged this video of some random guy and had tagged it something like ‘lol he’s cute’ and I was like OH I’LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT so I watched this fucking video of some shitty pissing English boy screaming in his living room and it had like ten thousand notes and that was a pretty big deal back then

I thought to myself ‘you know what fuck it I’m gonna follow this piece of shit for no fucking reason whatsoever’ so I clicked follow and for some ungodly reason he followed back which was unexpected because he was some Tumblr famous arsedouche and you know what I fucking hated him because he was English and he hated me back because I’m Welsh but we somehow formed this twisted friendship over the internet where we’d do nothing but fucking send hate messages to each other because that’s what Welsh and English people do

how on earth we fell in love and celebrated our one year anniversary two weeks ago is a fucking mystery to me

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happy fucking anniversary you screaming English pisslord

This is like the cutest story I’ve ever read.