last night some kid spilled nachos all over himself and he was so sad and I leaned over and whispered into his ear “I guess it’s nacho day” and he’s probably plotting my death right now
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
the props and outfits in porn are amazing
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
Don’t check your girlfriend’s phone when she’s in the other room, you coward. Who cares if she’s talking to other guys? If anything, you should be checking the toilet when she’s in the other room. If she has cool turds, she’s a keeper. If she’s a keeper, you should be concerning yourself with treating her like the living angel that she is so maybe she’ll stick around for a little while longer and continue to let you bathe in her indescribable beauty and benevolence.
The one time I go outside, I find this.
This is too raw
Whoever makes these is not even in the general area of fucking around